earl buckets, jr.

you cant kill the rooster

Tue, 13 Jan 2004 17:16:36 GMT

"Motherfucker I aint seen pussy in so long id throw stones at it."
- David Sedaris

sorry bout that there last post

Wed, 26 Nov 2003 17:37:35 GMT

hey fellas, this is cletus.

earl afigured he could type n such allovasudden, and reckoned he'd give the tiepin thing a try.

he can't read. i mean, i gots me some trubels, but i now my limits.

its kinda funny to watch him mash dem dere kees tho.

heh, imma go poke him with a stick, cuz i can.

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Wed, 26 Nov 2003 17:34:07 GMT

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SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!

Tue, 18 Nov 2003 17:16:56 GMT

dem dere tonadoes don locked in on us!

sheeeet! here they come! why they always gotsa come after me'n cletus? damn.

we aint no tonado-bait.

shitfire ... i gots myself

Wed, 17 Sep 2003 19:34:51 GMT

You are NewOrleans' very own BOCEPHOMET! You
are so brutal and so hardcore that you created a new
level of heaviness. its called willcore. you have very
few fans because they all died from having their asses
blown out. you are both grim and necro.

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well, lemme see here...

Wed, 10 Sep 2003 19:08:53 GMT

imma thinkin bout goin on down to that thar bowlin alley tonight.

and imma drink the good stuff. miller high life, i reckon. ifn i do go, that is.

kinfolk, i reckon...

Thu, 04 Sep 2003 15:44:35 GMT

you know, for a funny looking fella, i can really, well shit, whats that word? means somethin like making a connection? simpatico? synthesize? i dunno. i reckon i should learn me some readin.

anyway, this fellas name is dj_writhe.

the bottom line goes a lil somethin like this: we're both fictional characters, created by really smarter people.

ayup. thats thar's the secret to us bein such fine fellows. yeeeha!

now listen here...

Wed, 03 Sep 2003 20:26:09 GMT

i reckon ill say howdy to you kind folk.

now sommayou may know me, an sommayou may not.

s'ok, don't be skeered. uncle earl aint gonna hurt you none.

well, i reckon ill write somemore bout me later on, jus wanted to say hi.

well, howdy. *tips hat*