Date:	2004-01-13 11:05
Subject:	you cant kill the rooster
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused
Music:	hayseed dixie - highway to hell

"Motherfucker I aint seen pussy in so long id throw stones at it."
- David Sedaris

hey fellas, this is cletus.

earl afigured he could type n such allovasudden, and reckoned he'd give the tiepin thing a try.

he can't read. i mean, i gots me some trubels, but i now my limits.

its kinda funny to watch him mash dem dere kees tho.

heh, imma go poke him with a stick, cuz i can.

Date:	2003-11-26 11:28
Subject:	jhhsduncnc woice
Security:	Public
Mood:	confused
Music:	hdgdu 9ew d- dlfdsdi wepe

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dem dere tonadoes don locked in on us!

sheeeet! here they come! why they always gotsa come after me'n cletus? damn.

we aint no tonado-bait.

You are NewOrleans' very own BOCEPHOMET! You
are so brutal and so hardcore that you created a new
level of heaviness. its called willcore. you have very
few fans because they all died from having their asses
blown out. you are both grim and necro.


What Brutal, Breakdown, Hardcore Band are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

imma thinkin bout goin on down to that thar bowlin alley tonight.

and imma drink the good stuff. miller high life, i reckon. ifn i do go, that is.

you know, for a funny looking fella, i can really, well shit, whats that word? means somethin like making a connection? simpatico? synthesize? i dunno. i reckon i should learn me some readin.

anyway, this fellas name is dj_writhe.

the bottom line goes a lil somethin like this: we're both fictional characters, created by really smarter people.

ayup. thats thar's the secret to us bein such fine fellows. yeeeha!

i reckon ill say howdy to you kind folk.

now sommayou may know me, an sommayou may not.

s'ok, don't be skeered. uncle earl aint gonna hurt you none.

well, i reckon ill write somemore bout me later on, jus wanted to say hi.

well, howdy. *tips hat*